Iron Man 3 and The Incredibles parallels - 3/?
is this masturbation?
nah this is like unlimited energy. my nigga made the tesseract
Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.
are you canadian
do you ever just look at your otp and feel like
i was born to ship this
arteries will always hold a special place in my heart
That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
in sickness and in health, season premieres and finales
calm your shit barbie not everyone has white privilege like you do
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
every time I listen to Florence + the Machine I turn into a literal meadow dwelling nymph who wears raindrops as hats and sunbathes on a lilypad